Got mice? No prob.

This is my story of the month.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Have you ever walked into your house and seen a mouse run into its hole? Or you have seen one scramble away when you've gone to get the lawn mower to mow your lawn? We have mice that came to live in our garage and now are feeding on our chicken's food in our chicken's coop. We have no problem for them 'cause Ozzie, our mouse-eating feathered friend, just had his fill of the day by eating a mouse whole! Most other birds like hawks and some other barn owls have been seen eating mice but you's have no idea by seeing our chicken Ozzie eat a mouse whole. You'd think that this is very unusual for a chicken (and yes, it is) but Ozzie thinks that it's really delicious. I bet she's taking a drink right now.

Bye!

      
          

National Comic

Now I will have a comic mostly each month called...

SHAWN
not TRON, but SHAWN.

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The National Things of the Month

I'm declaring the national things of the month, such as "The National Joke of the Month," "The National Funny Story of the Month," and "The National Recipe of the Month." Here you will find a couple of those on my blog, and I will be saying some in the space below.

Now, #1: The National Joke of the Month

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Please submit your guess by commenting underneath.

The funny things in my life

You might have funny things in your life.

Here are some of mine.

#1= At my school I said to my friend,"Say, who are you?" and he said,"Who am I?" and laughed!
#2= When I was looking for a word in the dictionary, I came across the word, "dumb."
#3= When I was in first grade, we used to have little run-offs, when you put your foot against the wall and run. When I was about to race one of my friends, my other friend said, "On your mark"—and I accidentally ran.
#4= When I was on a game called Poptropica (www.poptropica.com), I completed one of their islands on the map and then I was a bit dumb to find out that I couldn't find the medallion you get when you completed the island. So about six weeks later, I found out it was located on a ship right on the island dock.
#5= When I was a little boy, about 3 years old, I was wanting to get my dad's attention, so I said, "Dadda, Dadda, Dadda? Um....tractor." And I'd say that every time when I didn't know what to say.
#6= Sometimes, when I was really little, when my dad would come home from work I would laugh when I saw him. And I would laugh and laugh and laugh. I guess I was happy to see him.

And that's the end of some of the funny things in my life.

Suprised

If you have ever been to my mom's blog you'd probably now about my cards.I had lost them for a year. One day, my mom was cleaning out our old swimming bag and found all those Pokemon cards I had lost for a year. I tried to name all of them without looking but I only named a few, like some powerful ones. Really powerful.

So I was going to my cousin Benny's house and showed them to him. He was so surprised I found them he said that he would trade lots of other cards for one of my really favorite ones: Flygon EX. My friend Sam from playgroup was also surprised. He's like, "You found them?! The Forbidden Deck?!" That's what I used to call them before I found them. He said he'd trade most of his card for the level X's. I said, "No way, José! I'm not giving away any of my Xs or trading them. Cuz I got 10 and I'm gonna save 10." And I've still got them.

Well, unfortunately, I'm starting to be begged for the cards. And people are saying, "Please? We'll trade you blah-blah-blah-blah cards for your Level Xs and EXs. They're soooo cool!" Now that they've stopped begging me, I've been keeping them in a certain box. Only people who have seen them before, like my friend Kadin, know where they are. Now when I have fun with trading cards, I always keep my forbidden deck.

Signing off! — Bloggin' Brahm

The Air Show: Ssssffffvvvvvvtttt!

VROOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I saw a C-130 fly over my head.We are at the Air and space museum.SSSFFFVVVTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.Oh,that was a Rapter.They are powerfull jets. My mom is at home. We have been watching for a couple of hours. There are a couple of places where you can go inside the jets like there are a couple of jumbo jets that you can go in and they could contain tanks and trucks for the military. My cousins Gable, Miriam, Rachel and Mason were there, too. I brought a couple of toy planes along. I tried to see if I could match them up. Two matched up. They were a Raptor and the biggest plane in the world (I don't know what the name of it is — I'll ask my dad. He's a pro at airplanes.)

While we were there, we found grasshoppers and some moths and I saw a bird and said to Gable, "Look! A body-powered airplane called the US Robin!" It was just a bird, though. Gable thought it was funny.

During there, we saw a couple of army soldiers. My favorite out of all the airplanes was the Thunderbirds. This is a picture of the Thunderbirds. The Thunderbirds did lots of cool tricks like they formed a diamond where there is a hole in the middle and a superfast Thunderbird went through it while the others were hovering still in that diamond.

They had a couple other jets like a Japanese Zero and hangliders trailing colorful smoke. They had skydivers dive from the sky with parachutes trailing smoke, too.

At the beginning while we were biking to the air show, we saw some airplanes - a forest fire-fighting airplane and a couple more parachutes trailing smoke. We also saw two airplanes that were biplanes. They were red and had lots of pictures on them.

We also saw a couple of mini planes and they trailed smoke. There was one red plane that was trailing brown smoke while we were coming to see the airplanes. My dad also video-taped some pictures of the Thunderbirds and of the Big Time Troublemaker parachuter. He was in the sky in a hang glider while another airplane (I believe was a Japanese Zero) was doing some awesome tricks. She was calling out the window saying, "Hey, this is my turn! Get out of that hang glider!"

"Oh-oh," said the person on the loudspeakers. "You're in big trouble now, Dan! I hope this doesn't happen tomorrow!"

The person said, "I'll tell you what. I'll come down if I can have a turn after the Thunderbirds."

"That's a deal, Dan," said the person on the loudspeakers.

Bang,bang! surprise!

Bang bang bang! Surprise, it's only my Lego sniper gun! For an eight-year-old, it looks pretty cool, especially since I turned eight I've been making better creations. Ever since my fifth birthday, I've been making Lego creations. My first box was a red, large Lego. If you get all the big Lego bricks, you can build some pretty big Lego creations.

This Lego sniper really isn' what you think it is. It has a sighter that makes you see your enemy. My friend, Austin, made an Uzi gun from Worldwide Wars. I like his gun and made a couple more guns. One is a pistol. The other is a flame-thrower. Almost all my good Legos have been used up to make guns. Here is one my favorite guns. Its my friend Austin's gun.